Sunday, October 17, 2010

Sexy Halloween costumes..?

That shouldn’t be...
Sexy Halloween costumes are rapidly popularity growing in the age bracketed 18-30 years old in celebrating the Halloween each year.  Yes, this fad was rise in demand, the companies are willing to make anything into sexy costumes, even things that really shouldn’t be. Here, I can show you the most sexy popular sexy costumes that shouldn’t sexy at all..

Non sexy Fact About:


The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


  • They only eat pizza
  • They worship on rats
  • Their only friends has a mullet
  • The live in the New York City sewer system
  • Their favorite word is “Kowabunga”



 



Freddy Krueger

  • He Kills people in their sleep
  • His face, have you seen it?
  • Horizontal stripes are not slimming
  • His right hand has blades for nails
  • He desperately needs a shower

 


Mummies
  • They are extremely old
  • Their bodies are decaying
  • They are dead
  • They always wear white after Labor day
  • They’re very boney and a protein shake won’t help

 


About Optimus Prime
  • He is an alien
  • He’s a Robot
  • When he’s not a robot he’s a truck
  • His BFF is a little boy
  • He has cackles

 


Chucky
  • He’s a doll
  • He’s 3 feet tall
  • He got bit of a temper
  • He kind of wants to steal your body to house in his soul
  • He wears overalls

 


Leatherface
  • He’s the product of inbreeding
  • He likes to saw people in half and not for a magic trick
  • His parent would be all up in you grill
  • Family dinner would include eating people
  • He’s a mama’s boy




 


Hobos

There’s really nothing that can be said here without sounding like a jerk, so you can come to your own conclusion for this one…

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